There's so much weird sex slang circulating at any one time that it's impossible to keep up. I pretty regularly overhear a conversation between two teenage boys and am not sure if they're talking about sex or skateboarding. If you've been nervously laughing at dirty jokes for five years because you've been too afraid to Google something with good reason , this list should clear it right up for you. Also, as always, consent matters! Be sure to ask and ask again that your partner is as excited as you are if you want to try any of these out. Rusty trombone.
The Top 25 Dirtiest Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary: dirty thunderstorm
Top definition. This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.